sheneononmygenesis:

This is me scrolling through the 196 tag and seeing seeing bare Femboy Ass randomly through my scrolling sometime.

imissthembutitwasntadisaster:

Went to a zoo where there’s a gay penguin couple but the problem is they’re the only penguin couple at this point that the zoo has who are healthy enough to safely raise an egg so they keep being given eggs to raise and I’m just losing it over the mental image imagine being this old gay couple who just wants to live in peace but you keep having babies handed to you because all of your friends have too many issues to look after them

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wghat-gayming:

skatinginfinitelywithyourmom:

Cas: i love you 🥺

Dean for the past few days on tumblr dot com:

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socialmaya:

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prokopetz:

Y'all are giving billionaires way too much credit here. These people are not playing 5D chess and using carefully engineered memeable scandals as targeted distractions from particular wrongdoings – they’re just doing horrible things constantly, so whenever a memeable scandal does by chance arise, it will always be possible to point to some horrible thing they did at around the same time.

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elfofthetardis:

i didnt saw one of these so here is the news

ezorzea:

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omegaverse:

lizardsister:

bro there was a CHEETO in the white house

mosticonicposts:

powerburial:

New macklemore “thrift store 2”

In the thrift shop at the hospital
Found some clothes they dont need anymore
Put the coat on and gain their memories

certified iconic post

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animentality:

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nitrosplicer:

imayhavebeenborn:

ok so. i recently ordered something from tommywiseau.com (the official website of tommy wiseau, aka the man behind the seminal film of our time, The Room) and at the bottom of my order confirmation email found this:

Holy shit. so i HAD to sign up for this, obviously, and basically it is everything i expected a The Room Dating Website to be

making my profile i was pleased to see that it is inclusive of all the genders: man, woman, man 2, and woman 2. you might think that this is a mere error but actually it remains consistent throughout the profile creation:

if that’s not representation i don’t now what is

after choosing who you want to date/chat/make friends with you get to start actually building your bio, starting with….your interests

those are the apparently the most popular interests on theroomdating.com. of special note on this list to me is “Watching” because of its alarming vagueness. you’re not “Watching TV,” “Watching Sports,” or even “Watching The Room,” you’re just……………………Watching

as for movies we have

fuck

hobbies

FUCK

lastly, the “Other” category has

you bet i will, tommy.

anyway if you’re a girl or girl 2 between the ages of 18 and 100 hmu

still better than tumblr

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